Wednesday, October 8, 2008

College

So college is pretty interesting. Not exactly what i expected coming into it but it certainly hasn't been boring. My school is tiny (Emmaus Bible College) so it seems allot like high school in allot of ways. Everybody has their own little pack of friends, everybody has a list of jerks, snobs, creepers, stalkers, and so on, and just about everybody has their drama. Sound familiar?
All high school attributes aside college is still pretty awesome. The work load is definitely more but in the long run its worth it. I, of course, being the little social butterfly that I am, am not digging the whole home work thing. I like to hang out just a bit to much, and as i found out today I'm even distracted by squirrels... thats right i chased a squirrel. for quite a while actually. yep college is making me grow up fast.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

2nd post

This is my second blogdigity it's pretty awesome. and hey i like to blog so it works . i really have nothing to wright about right now. The inspiration meter is a little low if ya know what i mean. anyways i needed 2 posts for comp class and this is number 2, sooooo I'm done.

PEACE

Dr. Dillon Hayden Wesley's thoughts and concepts on co/ed relationships

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they
go to sleep, they always think about the girl they
truly care about.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend
or ex love-interest.

Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're
still loved.

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to
think.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what?!..uh...never mind.." makes them crazy and want to smack you up side the head just to get it out of you.

Guys are good flatterers when dating but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really
like.

Girls are NOT guys weaknesses, getting hit in the nuts is a guys weakness. And YES it hurts!!!!

Guys put up a face and hide their true feelings.

Get to know a guy before you date, and before it's too late.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don't need to give
advice.

Guys love you more than you love them if they are
serious in your relationships.

Guys use words like pretty or cute to describe girls.
We rarely use beautiful and gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he likes
you a whole lot.

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy
think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it
meant.

If the guy does something stupid in front of the
girl, he will think about it for the next couple days
or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

No matter how much guys talk about a girls "physical assets" personality is key.

Guys learn from experience not from the romance
books that girls read and take as their basis of
experience. jk jk

Guys worry about the thin line between being
compassionate and being whipped.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he
really is. Guys rarely say that.

When a guy says "leave me alone" HE MEANS IT! But if you ask how he's doing and he says "OK" he needs someone to talk to.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It
doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know
something's up.

When a guy asks you something and you don't give him a straight answer, it annoys him.

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second,
he's definitely thinking something.

Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

A guy has more problems than you can see with your
naked eyes.

Don't be a snoop. Guys HATE when girls go through their text and myspace comments. If you can't trust them, then DON'T date them.

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear
perfume. Just not too much.

Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even
more. And DON'T flirt with a guy if you are taken!!!!!!!!!

Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable decisions and are really confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to them.

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a
girl's mind for a day. Ok maybe not a nut but something he is very fond of.

-No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's
just too stubborn to admit it.


Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a dipstick doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.

We don't like girls who are Paris Hilton skinny. AMEN

Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your
getting into before making out with a guy ...like
weather it's a one time deal or not ....

Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to
talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will
start opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them
about yours.

Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the
ribs..

When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you
sexually. Hint hint if a guy slaps you on the butt. Slap him in the face!

Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it
..it means that he really likes you or his neck really
hurts...

Guys will test the waters to see how far they can
get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will
happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him know a couple
times..... If he is a good guy

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to
be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with
you as much as possible.

Ok so like when like a girl like talks like this it's like annoying. It's not cute at all. SO like don't like do it.
Totally.

OMG HE IS SOOOOO CUTE! GIRLS, EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD CAN'T BE THAT CUTE. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING THAT THEY'RE ALL CUTE? OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING MAKING US JEALOUS? come on we don't need to know how hot Brad Pitt is.

If a guy likes a girl, he will comment and talk to her less than other girls because everything he wants to say to her has to be perfect in his mind.

Guys don't like it when girls say they're not pretty, or that they're fat when they're not. There is like 20,000,000 girls that would kill for your body. YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO GET ATTENTION. So SHUT UP!!!

Girls if you don't repost this within five minutes you will live, and absolutely nothing will change. No gay leprechaun is gonna show up and give you magical date pills. So just forget about reposting this unless you agree with our great dating philosophy skills. Sincerely, the coolest people ever, Wesley, Dillon, and Hayden. O jeez I love us!!!!!!!!!! And yes I taught DR Phil everything he knows!